you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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