But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
either way he was missing a nipple.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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