I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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