She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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