maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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