I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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