are you still at the devil's house?
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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