I need help removing her.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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