Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize