why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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