It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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