I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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