Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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