This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The best revenge is premature balding
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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