Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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