The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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