Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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