I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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