I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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