I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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