And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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