Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Randomize
