Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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