Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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