I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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