Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's shark week go big or go home
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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