Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Randomize
