I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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