Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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