i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize