Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize