so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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