i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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