you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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