Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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