we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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