Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
