Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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