I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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