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one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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