I've blown a few things in my day
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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