i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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