You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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