I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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