party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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