People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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