Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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