I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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