Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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