i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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