Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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