all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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