we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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