he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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